TITLE: My Kind Of Rain
RATING: PG, I guess…
PAIRINGS: Harper/Original Character
DISCLAIMER: I own Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda, and all related characters and plots. I receive much money from this. Harper gives me daily backrubs. I’m lying about all of this. But I do own Heather Saunders, and anybody else in this story you don’t recognize. Title and opening and closing quotes are from Tim McGraw’s “She’s My Kind Of Rain”. I don’t own that either.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I’d love to give permission.
SUMMARY: A rainy night sends Harper’s mind back to the love of his life.
SPOILERS: Uh, I don’t think there are any, other than tiny little background things. I’m not even sure what season this is set in.

WARNING: This was written prior to watching “Phear Phactor Phenom”. Therfore, this story should be placed firmly into the “AU”/completely-against-canon category.
TITLE: Shattered
RATING: PG for minor language and rather fatalistic themes. No pairings.
SPOILERS: “The Dissonant Interval 2” through “Phear Phactor Phenom”…er…which I haven’t actually seen. Some back references but nothing major. “Bunker Hill” is referenced, I think.
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own Andromeda or its characters. I make no claims to anything here; the thoughts are Harper’s, I just listened to him and put them down. Please don’t sue me. I don’t own anything but a couple pictures of Gordon Michael Woolvett and some Cherry Coke.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I would love to give permission.
SUMMARY: Three freakin’ years spent on Seefra with the technophobes.

TITLE: Not Her
RATING: PG for minor language and talk about alcoholism.
PAIRINGS: For this story that depends more on the reader than the writer. Tell me which pairings you see in here.
SPOILERS: S5 up through “Attempting Screed” are possible, although I think “Decay of the Angel” is as far as I actually go in specific references, everything else is pretty vague.
DISCLAIMER: Please. If I owned Andromeda, do you think “Attempting Screed” would have happened? Anyway, I don’t own them, I’m just playin’, and I’ll send them back (relatively) unharmed when I’m done.
ARCHIVE: I would love to give permission. But please ask, because I like to know where my children are spending the night.
SUMMARY: I’m not her. I’m not, I’m not, I’m not.

TITLE: Did You Know?
RATING: PG-13. Language. Angst. References (non-explicit) to rape, slavery, torture, and other bad things. If you get disturbed easily, you probably shouldn't be reading this. Actually, you probably shouldn't be reading angst, period.
DISCLAIMER: They're not mine. I'm sorry. If they were mine, Tyr would not have had his character assassinated, Telemachus Rhade would have a spine, Gaheris Rhade would be making regular flashbacks, Dylan would be dead, Trance would have more airtime, Beka would be BEKA(!!), Rommie would be intact, Doyle would certainly not flirt with Dylan, and Harper would still have his earring. And lots and lots of airtime and angst. And a girlfriend (me). Clearly, that hasn't happened. Therefore, I have no legal right to them. Also, the opening and closing quotes are taken from the song "Nobody's Girl" by Reckless Kelly. I don't own that, either. Please don't sue, I'm consistently broke.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I'd love to give permission.
SUMMARY: Maybe Beka doesn't know Harper as well as she thinks. S5. Harper POV with a strong Beka centrism.
SPOILERS: S5. Anything up through "What Will Be Was Not" is fair game, although I don't think I actually refer to much by way of spoilers. I know there are "Be All My Sins Remembered" references. But if you have even a passing familiarity with S5, you should be safe.
PAIRINGS: One-sided Beka/Harper. I have never written this before. Please see author's notes.
Notes: This story leans very heavily on my personal canon for the show. My personal canon does not necessarily follow the show's canon, although it doesn't necessarily contradict the show's canon, either. Sometimes it does. "So Burn The Untamed Lands" contradicted my personal canon, much to my irritation. Anyway, if there's a part of my personal canon that you think makes no sense in the show's context, let me know. Maybe I'll be able to change my personal canon.
Heather, who is mentioned within, was the focus of my story "My Kind Of Rain". You don't need to have read that to understand this, I don't think.

TITLE: Promises
RATING: PG-13. Angst. A bit of language.
DISCLAIMER: Sure, they're mine. That's why I waste my time writing fanfic instead of, you know, actually working with the show and telling Dom Monaghan that his contract requires giving me daily full-body massages. Yeah, right. *goes off to cry*
Everything I know about DriveSHAFT I learned from the greatest fansite of its kind, DriveSHAFT: Second Tour of Finland.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I'd love to give permission.
SUMMARY: Charlie thinks about recent events.
SPOILERS: Up through “All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues”. Mostly for “Cowboys”, “Raised by Another”, and references to “The Moth”.
PAIRINGS: Charlie/Claire. Who else?
( He stis there, huddled under a blanket and staring with unseeing eyes into the fire, and thinks )



FIN

TITLE: Alone
RATING: PG-13. Angst. A bit of language.
DISCLAIMER: Sure, they're mine. That's why I waste my time writing fanfic instead of, you know, actually working with the show and telling Dom Monaghan that his contract requires giving me daily full-body massages. Yeah, right. *goes off to cry*
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I'd love to give permission.
SUMMARY: Claire thinks about recent events.
SPOILERS: Up through “All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues”. Mostly for “Cowboys” and “Raised by Another”.
PAIRINGS: Charlie/Claire. Who else?

( She sits there, huddled under a blanket and staring with unseeing eyes at Ethan, and thinks )

TITLE: Oh Holy Night
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Not mine. *sobs* All characters related to Andromeda belong to Tribune, the Sci-Fi Channel, Gene Roddenberry, Robert Hewitt Wolfe, and a bunch of other people. “I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas” belongs to Bing Crosby. “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” belongs to, apparently, Kim Gannon, Buck Ram, and Walter Kent. The Prayer to St. Ignatius of Loyola is public domain, I believe.
ARCHIVE: Automatically granted to Starry Night: the Andromeda Secret Santa Project. After January 1, 2005, anyone else can archive it, just let me know first, please. I like to know where my babies end up.
SUMMARY: Christmas on the Eureka Maru.
SPOILERS: None.
PAIRINGS: None.
AUTHOR’S NOTES: Written for Beka Pangrac as part of Starry Night: the Andromeda Secret Santa Project. Her request: Write a story about apple cider, snow, gravity, and the Maru. Extra love if you use only these characters: Beka, Harper, and Trance.
Here it is, Beka. Merry Christmas.
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TITLE: Another Bag Of Bricks
RATING: PG. Drug use. Language. Angst.
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Andromeda Dylan would have stayed dead at the end of "The Test". Clearly, this hasn't happened. "Another Bag Of Bricks" belongs to Flogging Molly.
ARCHIVE: Sure, but please ask. I like to know where my babies are spending the night.
SUMMARY: Ignatius Valentine reflects on his two conflicting loves: Beka and Flash. Set long before Andromeda.
SPOILERS: References to things mentioned in "The Ties That Blind", "The Pearls That Were His Eyes", "It Makes A Lovely Light", "Exalted Reason, Resplendent Daughter" (I'm sorry, I couldn't get around it!), and "Time Out Of Mind".

( His hands were shaking )

TITLE: Catharsis
RATING: PG. Language. Alcohol. Talk about sex. Angst.
DISCLAIMER: Don't I just wish? Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda and all related characters and plots belong to Robert Hewitt Wolfe, Tribune, Majel Roddenberry, and a bunch of other people besides, none of whom are me. Various music by the Pogues, Flogging Molly, and Dropkick Murphys, who are also not me.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I'd love to give permission, but I like to know where my babies are spending the night.
SUMMARY: Catharsis: Any cleansing or release, as of pent-up emotions. In the aftermath of "Bunker Hill", Harper and Rommie bond.
SPOILERS: Anything up through "Ouroboros" is fair game. There are direct references to "To Loose The Fateful Lightning", "Into The Labyrinth", "All Too Human", and, of course, "Bunker Hill".
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Starts shortly after "Bunker Hill" and ends at the beginning of "Ouroboros". "Bunker Hill" left a lot of unanswered questions. I did my best to answer them.
My first multi-part fic. The parts are short, but there are several of them! Eleven as of right now. Myna is pressing me to add more.
As always, much love and thanks to my beta, Myna/Allie/niki blue/rah rah replica/etc.
Please read and review.

( Holo-Andromeda appeared on the Command Deck )

Title: Don't Say It!
Season: Early to middle season 1
Disclaimer: Not mine, sadly.
Spoilers: None
Summary: A harmless bit of fluff. To say more would spoil it. In honor of Beka Day.
Rating: G

( Beka was in a bad mood )

TITLE: The End of the World
RATING: PG-13. Angst. A bit of language. Oblique mention of rape. Alcoholism. Stepsiblings sleeping together. Teenage pregnancy. Child abuse. But basically, if you can handle watching Lost you should be able to handle this.
DISCLAIMER: Lost and all related characters and plots belong to JJ Abrams, Bad Robot Productions, ABC/Touchstone, and some other people, all of whom aren’t me. Come on, if I was brilliant enough to have come up with Lost do you really think I’d have time to spend writing fanfic?
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I’d love to give permission.
SUMMARY: A look over Shannon’s life.
SPOILERS: Possible up through “Numbers”. Definite references for Shannon’s storyline up through “…In Translation”. (Written prior to "Abandoned" and contradicts it)
PAIRINGS: Sadly, I could not get around making this Shannon/Sayid. Darn you, Shayid shippers! I still prefer Shannon/Sawyer, but as long as the show is making Shannon/Sayid canon, I pretty much have to deal, right? So this story is Shannon/Sayid. Mentions also of Shannon/Other, Shannon/Boone, and Charlie/Claire.

TITLE: My Immortal
RATING: PG. Drug use. Language. Angst.
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Andromeda, the writing staff would consist of Robert Hewitt Wolfe, Ashley Edward Miller, Zack Stentz, Ethlie Ann Vare, and Gordon Michael Woolvett. Sadly, this isn't so. "My Immortal" belongs to Evanescence.
ARCHIVE: Sure, but please ask. I like to know where my babies are spending the night.
SUMMARY: "Cui Bono" tag: Beka remembers her father. Songfic.
SPOILERS: References to things mentioned in "The Ties That Blind", "The Pearls That Were His Eyes", "It Makes A Lovely Light", "Cui Bono", "Exalted Reason, Resplendent Daughter", and "Time Out Of Mind".

TITLE: Death Valley Queen
RATING: PG. Angst. Blink-and-you'll-miss-it language.
DISCLAIMER: Much love and respect to JJ Abrams, Damon Lisselof, ABC, Bad Robot, Touchstone, and everyone else who owns Lost and all assorted characters, as none of them are me. This makes me sad, because if they belonged to me, I would know WHY CHARLIE TOOK THAT STATUE. "Death Valley Queen" belongs to Flogging Molly, who are also not me.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I would love to give permission, but I like to know where my babies are spending the night.
SUMMARY: Sawyer watches her sleep.
SPOILERS: All S1 is fair game. This takes place after "Born to Run" and immediately before "Exodus, Part 1".

( Sawyer watches her sleep )

TITLE: Excitement and Adventure and Really Wild Things
RATING: PG. Angst. Language (including the dreaded 'B' word). Alcohol.
DISCLAIMER: Characters and situations contained within are the sole property of the amazing Douglas Adams, rest in peace. I own nothing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
ARCHIVE: Sure, but please ask. I like to visit and make sure my stories are doing okay all on their own.
SUMMARY: Zaphod reflects on Trillian, love, and improbability. "Life, The Universe, and Everything", end of chapter 26.
SPOILERS: Everything up to the beginning of chapter 27 in "Life, The Universe, and Everything" is fair game. Some blatant, some not so much.
ORIGINAL TEXT: "You want to come? Heart of Gold? Excitement and adventure and really wild things?"
"I'm going down to Krikkit," she said.

( You want to come? Heart of Gold? Excitement and adventure and really wild things? )

( header )

TITLE: The Loneliest Kind Of Lonely
RATING: PG. Angst.
DISCLAIMER: Sadly, nothing of Lost belongs to me, unless you count a couple special-edition TV Guides and the first season DVDs. If they DID belong to me, Charlie and Claire would be married by now, Henry Ian Cusick would be a series regular, and Desmond would have an on-island love interest otherwise known as me. Not true. I'm sorry. Title comes from the lyrics to "Make Your Own Kind of Music" by Mama Cass, and that's not mine either.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I'd love to give permission.
SUMMARY: No man exists in a vacuum, not even "former hatch hermit" Desmond. Putting the pieces together.
SPOILERS: Up through "Orientation".
PAIRINGS: Desmond/Mystery Girl From The Photo. My new MysteriousOTP! Well, not quite OTP as I also accept Desmond/Me. But close enough, yeah? And I think this is the first Lost fic I've ever written without even a trace of Charlie/Claire!

( I was almost a doctor once )

TITLE: She Don’t Comprehend
RATING: PG. Angst. Sexual innuendo. Cursing, but it’s all Chinese and the other Firefly replacement words.
DISCLAIMER: Don’t own ’em, not even a little bit. Jayne would drive me insane in ten minutes anyway.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I’d love to give permission.
SUMMARY: Sometimes, she doesn’t understand them.
SPOILERS: Nothing in particular, I don’t think.
PAIRINGS: River/Jayne

( Jayne doesn't dance, he says )

TITLE: One Lonely Night
RATING: PG. Extreme angst (it is me). Sex (nonexplicit). Cursing, but it’s all Chinese and the Firefly replacement words. Character death. Ish.
DISCLAIMER: Hayden Christansen is a good actor. That statement is fiction. So is this story. I don’t own the characters or the ’verse. If I did, money wouldn’t be such a problem. Italicized lyrics from “One Lonely Night” by Endway.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I’d love to give permission.
SUMMARY: He can’t make the red go away.
SPOILERS: Nothing in particular, I don’t think.
PAIRINGS: River/Jayne

( What can I say that there's no way, that you'd be wrong now )

Title: One Week
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Claire, with peripheral blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Michael/Sun/Jin, Rose/Bernard, and Tracey/Sceve.
Description: He smells of vanilla and spice, and if she keeps her eyes on the sky she can imagine that they’re a thousand miles away on an Australian beach with civilization just a phone call away. Romantic fluff with a side of angst because, well, it is me.
Written for settiai for the lost_hohoho project on LiveJournal.
Disclaimer: Not mine. I wish. Sorry. It makes me sad, too.
Spoilers: The tailaways and Aaron’s birth. No big.
Rating: PG-13.
Request: Request 1: Charlie/Claire, sunset on the beach
Merry Christmas, settiai, and I hope you enjoy.

( When the sun goes down, Claire seeks out Charlie )</div>

TITLE: Felis Catus
PAIRING: River/Jayne
DISCLAIMER: I will never, ever forgive Joss Whedon. Therefore, Firefly does not belong to me. Sadly. As I would not have done the terrible, horrible things he did. *glares at Joss*
ARCHIVE: Yeah, just let me know.
SUMMARY: It’s a kitten. And this seemed a good idea...why?
RATING: PG

( It's a kitten. )

TITLE: Self-Portrait in Charcoal
RATING: PG-13. Angst. A bit of language. Implied sex.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine and never will be, oh so sadly.
ARCHIVE: Just ask, I'd love to give permission.
SUMMARY: Michael Dawson reflects on his current Island situation.
SPOILERS: Up through the end of "What Kate Did".
PAIRINGS: unresolved Michael/Sun. Jin/Sun. Slight Charlie/Claire and Shannon/Sayid.