will you kindly kill that doll for me?
Author: [info]chicafrom3
Title: Green Flying Saucers and Blue Time Machines
Rating: PG-13
Words: 2,222
Fandom: Doctor Who/Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy crossover
Spoilers: Set post-Parting of the Ways and pre-Torchwood and references are according. Spoilers for the basic premise of the Hitchhikers' Guide 'verse but set before the Vogon destruction of Earth so nothing concrete.
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ford Prefect, with a supporting role by Arthur Dent.
A/N: Written for the Jack Harkness crossover ficathon for [info]wishfulaces, who requested "a lively Jack, a thoroughly bewildered Arthur Dent, and an utterly drunk Ford Prefect." They're all here, although Jack and Ford are focused on lots more than Arthur, and I hope it pleases.
Betaed by the lovely, the incomparable [info]nikiness.

The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Time Agents. )
 
 
will you kindly kill that doll for me?
[mood| worried]
[music| ]

TITLE: Excitement and Adventure and Really Wild Things
RATING: PG. Angst. Language (including the dreaded 'B' word). Alcohol.
DISCLAIMER: Characters and situations contained within are the sole property of the amazing Douglas Adams, rest in peace. I own nothing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
ARCHIVE: Sure, but please ask. I like to visit and make sure my stories are doing okay all on their own.
SUMMARY: Zaphod reflects on Trillian, love, and improbability. "Life, The Universe, and Everything", end of chapter 26.
SPOILERS: Everything up to the beginning of chapter 27 in "Life, The Universe, and Everything" is fair game. Some blatant, some not so much.
ORIGINAL TEXT: "You want to come? Heart of Gold? Excitement and adventure and really wild things?"
"I'm going down to Krikkit," she said.

You want to come? Heart of Gold? Excitement and adventure and really wild things? )